

Bride-To-Be Upstaged At Rehearsal Dinner As “That Bridesmaid” Orders Fajitas
“Always have to be the centre of attention, don’t ya bitch.”


AFP Audit Finds That Most Outlaw Bikie Gangs Are Exclusively Undercover Cops
“Yeah that’s our bad, soz about that”, said AFP Spokesperson, Tazen Cuff.


Newest Ginger Beer Just A Giant Angry Ginger Root That Jumps Out Of The Can And Slaps You Unconscious
“Ahhhh… now that’s good ginger beer”, said self proclaimed “Ginger-nut” Mike Zingini.


Visibility For Snoop Dogg’s Grand Final Performance Impacted by Very Localised “Weather Event”
"It was crook as", Jane Bunn, 'Queen of Meteorology'.


World Bracing For Seismic Shift in the Direction of Hip-Hop as Snoop Dogg Hears “Up There Cazaly” For The First Time
“This cracker’s gonna change the game.” said one Online Hip-Hop Forum User.


Zak Brown Caught By Wife Sticky-taping Lando Norris’s Face Onto Wedding Photos
“Again? Seriously Zak, it’s not healthy”, she said.


Old School Grandpa Seen Crying For The First Time Ever Thanks To Bluey Episode About Cricket
"Now that's what cricket’s about”, he muttered through tears.


Self-Partnered Woman Struggling to Keep Up With Partner’s Libido
"I am red raw." she said.


Report: Smack-Free Households Produce The Most Smack-able Kids
Well overdue a walloping.


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